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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Life Sex

If I'm going to have baked goods in the morning, the rule is that I have to make them myself.

Morning Myself Rule Going Make Them

Indeed, if our ancestors of millions of years ago hadn't learned how to care for one another and hunt in packs, they'd all have ended up being eaten by leopards.

Care Ancestors Years Up Being Hunt

The Russians imitate French ways, but always at a distance of fifty years.

Distance Always Years Fifty Imitate

For years, kids have been asking me what's the greatest superpower. I always say luck. If you're lucky, everything works. I've been lucky.

Me Luck You Say Lucky Asking

It's simple - I love food. I am travelling all-year round, so I have the chance to eat every food possible, so I am really lucky with that.

Love Food Simple I Am Chance Lucky

It's about the characters, it's about the film, it's about the process of making stunning visuals and a huge, epic movie. It doesn't matter if my head was covered in a black plastic bag and I was bouncing around in a space hopper: That's the villain of Chris Nolan's 'Batman!'

Space Villain Black Process Bag

As equality increases, so does the number of people struggling for predominance.

Equality People Number Increases

Our Founders always wondered about how long it would last. The price of liberty is everlasting vigilance. You've got to be on your guard every minute or you will lose it.

Long You Lose Price Liberty Will

I didn't have any vices before the Internet. There are a lot of cracks in the day, moments where you don't know what to do next, so you have a little hole where you look at your phone. You want something that will mean you're not alone in that moment.

Alone Moment Day Internet Moments

My thing is, when you put a bunch of rules on a tour, you have to hire three more people to enforce all the rules. So, with me, I want everyone to feel comfortable. It's a lot of little moving parts out here, and little hiccups will come. At the end of the day, the show's going to go on, and I want everybody to truly enjoy it.

Day People Me Moving End Enjoy

Every time I see a musician - it doesn't matter what age - that inspires me, there's always a secret little wish that maybe we'll play together, because that's how I learn and grow and so forth, you know. But hopefully there's a lot more.

Age Time Together Me Learn Wish

You're saying 'will it become politically unpopular to have the position I'm having.' If it does, so be it.

Saying You Will Become Position

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