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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Day Wife Me Eye Trying Said

Some people will lie to you because they mean to. Others will do it to tell you what you want to hear.

Robert Herjavec

Lie People You Want Will Mean

A story invites both writer and reader into a kind of superficial ease: we want to slide along, pleasingly entertained, lost in the fictional dream.

Steven Erikson

Story Dream Lost Want Kind Along

Fast, cheap, abundant broadband is a fantastic economic accelerator, enabling breakout businesses and kick-starting new industries.

Steven Levy

Fast New Cheap Economic Enabling

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

Jason Alexander

Funny Humor Me Better Sense Of Humor

It is always better to tax bad things than good things.

Joseph Stiglitz

Good Good Things Better Bad Tax

In 2008 we came perilously close to killing money, exposing in the process how out of date money's infrastructure has become.

Douglas Coupland

Money Process Become Out Close Date

My attitude is that, if you have nothing to hide, why not show it?

Bradley Wiggins

Attitude You Hide Nothing Why Show

Football is a game you're supposed to have fun in.

Brock Osweiler

Football Fun Have Fun Game You

There are roles I have said no to, but for different reasons. And, I never talk about those because I feel it's disrespectful to say, 'Oh, I said no to this project or that other project.' I'd rather talk about the ones that I said yes to and the reasons why.

Penelope Cruz

Feel Said Say Why Talk Never

Clearly, unless thinking beings inevitably wipe themselves out soon after developing technology, extraterrestrial intelligence could often be millions or billions of years in advance of us. We're the galaxy's noodling newbies.

Seth Shostak

Technology Intelligence Thinking Out

It's not always about getting better on the basketball court. This game teaches you how to become a better person as well. It pushes you into the team concept.

Scottie Pippen

Team Game Better Person Better You

Maybe you're going to a concert thinking you're not going to hear anything but music. But you may walk away from there with an answer to a problem that you're carrying around with you that you didn't think you were going to hear about.

Ricky Skaggs

Music Walk Think Thinking Problem