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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Dog Pet Egypt Him Room Call

I listen to a lot of audio books and business-related books. All of the great businessmen have one thing in common: they write down their goals. They keep a journal. Not only that, but I write down my goals, and I check it off: whether or not I ate right, work out, check it off.

Work Goals Great Down Journal Right

You have to temporarily be the character in order to understand him. It's sort of what they used to call 'shape-shifting.'

Character You Understand Him Order

It is more important to eat some carbohydrates at breakfast, because the brain needs fuel right away, and carbohydrate is the best source.

Best Breakfast Brain Important Right

I adopted two children, then I got eye disease and five rounds of surgery. I went blind in one eye, then the other eye, and that went on for three or four years. I got very enamored and involved with the theater and did a lot of plays.

John Patrick Shanley

Children Eye Blind Three Two Years

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.

Life People Believe Never Everything

When I started playing the game of baseball, the more I played and the better numbers I got, the more I started thinking about the Hall of Fame. But I never thought I had a chance to be there.

Baseball Game Chance Thinking Better

The principal barrier to a general acceptance of the monist position is that it is counterintuitive.

Michael Shermer

Acceptance Principal Position General

I'm a sinner just like everybody else and I have my faults and I've been through my dark times in my life to where I wasn't walking the walk and talking the talk, or I may have been talking the talk, but I wasn't walking the walk.

Life Walk Walking My Life Talking

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another.

Think Surprise Reaction Over How

John Boozman has been traveling the world, making 129 visits to 53 countries during his time in Washington, and ignoring the real problems hardworking Arkansans are facing every single day. That is unacceptable.

Conner Eldridge

Time Day World Problems Washington

Being a barber is about taking care of the people.

Anthony Hamilton

People Care Barber Being Taking

Between speeches and awards, you can find something to do every other week. It's hard to write. Your focus gets splintered. Once you put one thing in your calendar, that month is gone.

Focus Week You Find Calendar Awards

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