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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Marriage Wife Rocks Up Her Just

I always feel terrified whenever I put my work out there to be seen, to be scrutinized. I think it's a very vulnerable thing that we are asked to do.

Work Think Feel Always Out Seen

It doesn't take science to know that when you have head-to-head collisions, there's going to be some effect.

Science You Know Take Going Effect

I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don't care what it is.

Me Care Long Dressing Up Approach

To sing opera, one needs two things: the voice and the passion - and above all, the passion.

Passion Voice Two Opera Things Sing

I have had a wonderful time. I don't think things could have gone any better for me because I was football-mad as a boy, and to get a job watching the game and going to all the major events I have been to has been very rewarding.

Time Job Me Game Think Better

My mom was a terrible parent of young children. And thank God - I thank God every time I think of it - I was sent to my paternal grandmother. Ah, but my mother was a great parent of a young adult.

Mother God Children Great Time Mom

Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive, and widely effective mode of saying things.

Communication Beautiful Poetry Saying

I worry about everything, which is silly because there's very little you can control anyway.

Control Worry Silly You Everything

The Pulitzer isn't a physical object. You can't hold it in your hand. You get some money ($7,500 in my day), and you get a little Tiffany's paperweight with your name on it and the image of Joseph Pulitzer suspended in the crystal. When people see my 'Pulitzer' (I keep it in my sock drawer), they are pretty amazed at its meagerness.

Jeffrey Eugenides

Money Day People Name You Hand

Businesses look for stability; they look for direction.

Direction Look Stability Businesses

I was really lucky to grow up in an extremely diverse neighborhood.

Grow Lucky Grow Up Up Neighborhood

The beauty of a Stradivarius is that you can play in Carnegie Hall without any amplification, and it has this - the sound has, inside it, has something that projects, and it has multifaceted sound, something that kind of gets lost when you use amplification anyway.

Beauty You Play Lost Kind Sound

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