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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

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Morning Me Underwear Laughing Hear

I began to write a kind of waltz and in a little more than an hour I had the theme written.

Kind More Write Theme Little Hour

I think heterosexuality and homosexuality are a kind of psychosis, and the truth is somewhere in the middle.

Jeanette Winterson

Truth Truth Is Think Kind Middle

I am proud to place Tercio Red River into a conservation easement forever protecting this spectacular landscape with Colorado Open Lands.

I Am Red River Proud Landscape Open

Inequality has risen to the point that it seems to me worthwhile for the U.S. to seriously consider taking the risk of making our economy more rewarding for more of the people.

People Me Inequality Seriously Risk

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

Fishing Clothes Old Liars Delusion

Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.

Peace Divorce Opposite Different

I'll tell you, Quentin Tarantino really writes the most amazing dialogue.

Christopher Walken

Amazing You Dialogue Tell Most

I don't really follow any fashions. I just wear what I want to wear each day. I don't care if they clash or not.

Day Care Want Follow Wear Just

I did, of course, do research about what the current state of affairs is in terms of the eating disorder community and who's being affected, and I was surprised to see that - something that was - way back when I was in the thick of it, it was typified as a fairly white, middle-class girl problem. And if it was, it really isn't anymore.

Girl Community Research Eating Back

Watching TV is companionable: you share an experience, you can comment on the action here and there for a bit of conversation... it's a way of showing someone that you want his or her company and engaging in a low-key, pleasant, undemanding way.

Experience Action Someone You Want

I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my poetry when I'm not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me.

Poetry Me Looking Thinking Doing

A story has been thought through to the end when it has taken the worst possible turn.

Friedrich Durrenmatt

Story Thought End Possible Worst

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