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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Day Man Reading Face Library Blind

Homesickness is nothing. Fifty percent of the people in the world are homesick all the time.

Home Time People World Nothing

My father thought of America as the last best hope for humanity. He believed we had a historical mission to be a paragon to the rest of the world, to be about what human beings can accomplish if they work together and maintain their focus.

Robert Kennedy, Jr.

Work Father Hope Best Focus World

Believe it or not, some Western analysts in the 1930s insisted that Stalin was a 'moderate,' controlled by extremists like the secret police chief Nikolai Yezhov.

Simon Sebag Montefiore

Police Believe Secret 1930s Chief

'All Stars' is a weird game. The rules are weird. However, I think 'All Stars' mirrors the real industry much more closely than normal seasons of 'Drag Race' do. In the real world of entertainment, it really is about the impressions you leave on your brothers and sisters in the room, and that's kind of what it is about.

Stars World Game Think Weird You

You're not going to do that. If you gave your best to what you were given, at the time, it's going to play out how it's going to play out.

Time Best You Play Out Going

I think that turning on the charm without being fake is really important.

Think Fake Important Without Charm

I'm not the classic type - fair skin, very beautiful women of a classic type, I'm talking about now.

Women Beautiful Talking Skin Now

Border collies predate the British Kennel Club. They've been bred consistently for 100 years. They're the last working dogs in the world, with some minor exceptions. Bench shows, dog shows have ruined the other breeds, like the hunting dogs. Border collies are peasant dogs, and that's protected them.

Dog World Border Hunting 100 Years

An actor always goes to the safe side.

Chloe Grace Moretz

Actor Always Safe Side Goes

At 21, there's lots more room there, plenty of things to improve on as you get older.

You More Improve Room Things Get

Radio for years and years looked at the same pool of talent. I always believed there were other people in the world that could do radio shows.

Scott Greenstein

Talent People World Pool Same Radio

The best thing about art is that it is the one luxury in life that can be enjoyed by everyone. And it lasts forever.

Life Art Best Luxury Everyone Lasts

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