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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Wife Me Night Sex Said Nothing

My uncle wrestled in the late '80s to early '90s, and I was too young to see his matches. However, he has always supported me in my journey, and I think that without his support, all this would not have been possible. He taught me a lot, and he is the reason that I'm a WWE wrestler.

Journey Support Me Think Early Late

Other than being crazy enough to press a button, there is nothing that Putin can do militarily to fundamentally alter American interests.

Crazy American Enough Nothing Being

I will always have dogs in my life, and I absolutely can't be with someone who will challenge that or disagree with that stance - I will not budge on this, ever.

Life Challenge My Life Someone Will

Television is a service, but it's also a business.

Business Service Television Also

I was so inspired by Dr. King that in 1956, with some of my brothers and sisters and first cousins - I was only 16 years old - we went down to the public library trying to check out some books, and we were told by the librarian that the library was for whites only and not for colors. It was a public library.

King Colors Library Trying Down Out

When you do an interview with me, you're talking to a cheap imitation of the person that I really am. There's no magic in my words, it's just me talking.

Words Me Talking Magic You Person

People who take more than their share usually feel an inflated sense of entitlement.

Jeanne Phillips

Angry People Blame Sometimes Others

It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.

Intelligence Man Fish Always Up Who

When I met Julia Roberts, the only thing that came out my mouth was, 'Thank you.'

Suki Waterhouse

Thank You You Mouth Out Only Met

I'm a bad girl. I always fall for good guys.

Good Girl Fall Bad Always Bad Girl

Now that I exist in the mainstream majority, I'm not really so controversial any more, am I? Not really news.

News Now More Controversial Exist

I like to make things. It's been part of my identity since I was a kid.

Identity Kid Things Been Make Like

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