Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

HomeGirlDayMeNobodySaid

I try to please everyone.

Ang Lee

Please EveryoneTryEveryonePlease

Most people would focus on concentrating more, and I can't do that. It almost makes me overthink a lot of my things. I have to focus on not thinking.

Simone Biles

FocusPeopleMeThinkingMoreWould

We always love those who admire us; we do not always love those whom we admire.

Rupert Brooke

LoveAdmireAlwaysUsWhoWhom

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb.

Mitch Daniels

HealthLightSchoolInsuranceWrong

There is a profound difference between an activist judge and an engaged judge.

Don Willett

JudgeProfoundDifferenceBetween

I never ever wanted to change my sport... Figure skating was my outlet, it was my breath, it was how I could live and transmit everything I was feeling and everything I had worked for and given up and all these sacrifices I'd made throughout the years. It was how I could make them all worth it.

Johnny Weir

ChangeLiveWorthFeelingSkating

Life is not to be expended in vain regrets. No day, no hour, comes but brings in its train work to be performed for some useful end - the suffering to be comforted, the wandering led home, the sinner reclaimed. Oh! How can any fold the hands to rest and say to the spirit, 'Take thine ease, for all is well!'

Dorothea Dix

LifeWorkHomeDaySufferingRest

I believe you have to have balance in your life.

Paula Creamer

LifeBalanceBelieveYouI Believe

The line between what I really am, and what I am on reel, is slowly diminishing.

Shah Rukh Khan

I AmLineBetweenSlowlyReallyAm

The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings.

Thomas Sowell

PeopleMeetingsProductiveFavorWho

I came up in Brooklyn singing doo-wop music from the time I was 13 to the time I was 20. That music served a purpose of keeping a lot of people out of trouble, and also it was a passport from one neighborhood to another.

Richie Havens

MusicTimePurposePeopleSinging

Many human beings say that they enjoy the winter, but what they really enjoy is feeling proof against it.

Richard Adams

WinterEnjoyFeelingSayHumanMany

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