Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

BirthdayRespectBestWifeWomanMe

The three greatest people in my life were white, OK. My high school coach, my high school superintendent and my mentor in Manhasset, Long Island.

Jim Brown

LifeSchoolPeopleHigh SchoolLong

My favorite album is 'Abbey Road.' I love 'Hey Jude.'

John F. Kerry

LoveRoadFavoriteHeyAlbumI Love

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

John Mahoney

LifeDogMy LifePersonDogsHad

Fuel prices are at the center of our lives. They affect our ability to travel, stay warm, and feed ourselves.

Robert Kiyosaki

TravelWarmAbilityAffectCenter

Even my older brothers' early success 10 years ago didn't change me since there was such an age difference.

Andy Gibb

ChangeSuccessAgeMeEarlyYears

In nature, disease-causing strains of avian influenza rarely spread far because the birds sicken and die before they can fly to spread it to others.

Michael Greger

NatureBirdsFlyDieOthersSpread

The doctors who have examined me say I am healthy enough for a long life, so don't have any illusions that I'll soon leave this world.

Tomas Borge

LifeI AmMeWorldEnoughLong

You don't have to drink or swear or hit people in the face when they're not looking, but you do have to be tough to win.

Tom Landry

PeopleWinLookingToughFaceYou

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.

Roger Bacon

KnowledgeMathematicsWorldWithout

Anyhow, a philosophical turn of thought now was not amiss, else one's patience would have given out almost at the harbour entrance. The term of her probation was eight days.

Joshua Slocum

PatienceThoughtNowTurnOutDays

When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!

Jonathan Brandis

LiveWeekendYouLookGoYoung

When you don't win games, yeah, you lose confidence. That's normal.

Didier Drogba

ConfidenceWinYouLoseGamesYeah

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