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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

God Ugly Me Know Said Bartender

From meeting Robert Plant, John Bonham, and John Paul Jones, teaming up, rehearsing, playing selected gigs outside of Britain, coming back into Olympic Studios to record the first album, and then going to America, which we crack open like a nut with the debut record - all that happened, literally, within months.

Plant America Back Meeting Outside

When I'm writing my blog, I think of myself at 13 years old, back in St. Louis, daydreaming about Hollywood.

Myself Writing Think Back Hollywood

Chipotle is really showing that there's a better way to do fast food.

Food Better Fast Way Fast Food

I've been in a lot of trouble and come out of it. I think it shows a lot of good character.

Good Character Think Trouble Out

I'm scared of saying something that may get taken the wrong way.

Saying Wrong Way Scared May Get

I used to be a major people pleaser, but that way purgatory lies.

People Way Used Lies Pleaser Major

If I modeled myself after anybody, it probably would have been Richard Pryor.

Myself Been Would Anybody After

I realized that a lot of people in my family had sacrificed for me to have the opportunity to go to a place like Duke. I owed it to them to finish. I graduated with a 3.6.

Family Opportunity People Me Place

Though we tend to reach for the bacon or sausage, fish and eggs are a classic breakfast combination in many places around the world, and for good reason: They're great together.

Good Great Together Breakfast World

Every country I go to, I learn a little bit more about myself.

Myself Learn Country Go More Little

EDM is, like... Event-Driven Marketing, I think, is the acronym there. It reminds me a lot of disco. That had some hang-time, like, 10, 15, 17 years tops... Not too many people are forward-thinking about electronic music. They're just kinda like, 'Now, now, now - do it, do it.'

Music People Me Think Disco Now

I would love to be bilingual. I think having a second or third language at my bidding would open up the world in amazing ways.

Love Amazing World Think Language

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