Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

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The phrase 'off with the crack of the bat', while romantic, is really meaningless, since the outfielder should be in motion long before he hears the sound of the ball meeting the bat.

Joe DiMaggio

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I want to be together with everyone else but stay lonely.

Jean-Luc Godard

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Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.

Jean Paul

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I'm actually really impressed with everyone at Polydor.

Shura

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I think English film is very embarrassed by patriotism, generally.

Tom Hooper

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A good story often increases the salability of an item without increasing its actual value.

Roy H. Williams

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There's some things that you learn as you're shooting, and as you're editing that are key, because when you start you don't have the brain that can finish it. You don't really know what it is, and that's the key job; figuring out what you actually have, not what you're dreaming of having.

Mike Mills

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We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.

Luciano De Crescenzo

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I never talk about my wife: we're both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.

Chris Martin

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If you're going to break the rules, you have to live with the consequences.

Brandon Webb

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Much is written about the Batman because he is publicly exposed in print. Very little is known personally about his creator, because I haven't given out that many interviews.

Bob Kane

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I guess I could've been a prima ballerina. Or a nurse. Aretha Nightingale!

Aretha Franklin

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