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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

Mother Medical Ugly Doctor Born

Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.

Jessica Simpson

Diet Lifestyle Weight Intimidating

I was terrified of being a teacher. To stand in front of a classroom, the responsibility is boggling. Imagine! Standing in front of people!

Teacher Responsibility People Stand

I do want to be able to benefit from my work and make a good living, but I love it so much that I would do it for free.

Work Love Good Free Want Living

I can't be a legend yet. I'm not dead.

Maynard James Keenan

Last year I think I made more from my Image books than anywhere else.

Think Year More Image Last Made

The Olympics is nothing I ever dreamed about. I dreamed about playing for Coach Knight and Indiana.

Nothing Coach Knight Playing Indiana

Like the Devil, the Norway lobster is known by a variety of different names: cigala in Spain, langoustine in France, Dublin Bay Prawn in Ireland. And in Italy, as well as the U.K., scampi.

Tom Parker Bowles

Devil Names Variety Well Different

The 'New York Honk,' as it was called, was the most fashionable accent an American male could have at that time, namely, the spring of 1963. One achieved it by forcing all words out through the nostrils rather than the mouth. It was at once virile... and utterly affected. Nelson Rockefeller had a New York Honk.

Time Words New York Spring American

Obama is from this group that resents the private sector, resents the capitalistic means of production.

Group Production Means Private Obama

I sort of ride the fence on that whole steroid era issue. I don't have a definite opinion like some of my fellow Hall of Famers. Some of the guys were very, very adamant about a person being associated with steroids: 'They'll never be in the Hall of Fame. If they are, I'll never come back.'

Ride Opinion Fence Back Person Fame

One positive command he gave us: You shall love and honor your emperor. In every congregation a prayer must be said for the czar's health, or the chief of police would close the synagogue.

Positive Love Health Prayer Police

I'm a very jovial guy. I like to laugh, and when things strike me as funny, I don't hide the fact that it's humorous to me. It almost doesn't matter where I'm at: I will burst out and laugh if it's funny to me.

Funny Me Laugh Hide Strike Matter

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