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Rita Rudner Quotes

While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I'm convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Baby Internet New Teach Will Hard

The concept of Shwopping is so clever, I think. The idea is that every time someone goes shopping, they can take an unwanted item of clothing and pop it in the recycling bin in their M&S store for Oxfam.

Time Shopping Think Someone Unwanted

More labels should be like that. Instead of putting these records out myself, I should have just signed with them, but they probably don't like my music (laughs).

Music Myself More Out Just Records

I often say my naivete early on in my career worked in my favor.

Early Career Say Favor Often Worked

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train.

Robbie Coltrane

Stupid Think Train Hard Discover

I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then.

Michelle Rodriguez

Best I Am Me Saying Think Want

Ronald Reagan had a kind of shallow movie-star charisma - a combination of makeup and the skill of a good actor - but it wasn't the real thing, and was something that he could turn off when the cameras weren't running.

Good Makeup Skill Kind Actor Turn

It was my dream come true when I signed for Real Madrid. I want to stay here for as many years as possible and, if it's possible, finish my career here.

Career Dream Want True Possible

I found that the recipes in most - in all - the books I had were really not adequate. They didn't tell you enough... I won't do anything unless I'm told why I'm doing it. So I felt that we needed fuller explanations so that if you followed one of those recipes, it should turn out exactly right.

Doing Enough You Why Right Turn

I know when it's time to joke and when it's time to be serious. As far as football goes, I'm serious.

Jason Pierre-Paul

Time Football Serious Know Joke Far

I think Bob Odenkirk is phenomenal.

Think I Think Bob Phenomenal

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

Great Humor School Happy Senses

I'm up for doing a part if I thought the part was right and the people want to consider me for a part. If I thought the part was absolutely exciting... I would go for it.

People Me Thought Doing Go Want

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