It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
Rita Rudner
Recitation: by Male by Female
I grew up just outside Hay-on-Wye, on the borders of Wales, on a farm. It was an amazing childhood, but I got a bit stir crazy when I hit my teens. There was the feeling of having to get out, you know, but it was definitely idyllic.
Jessica Raine
ChildhoodAmazingCrazyFarmYou
It's hard to act with just your jaw.
Joel Kinnaman
HardActJustYourJaw
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software.
Meg Rosoff
RepetitionPersonSoftwareDislike
The older I get, the more appreciative I am of where I came from.
Stephen Karam
I AmMoreWhereGetOlderI Came
People are either funny or they're not, and you can't teach that - but you can teach people to work together to make an idea better.
Matt Besser
WorkFunnyTogetherPeopleBetter
Home economics - kids in school used to be taught how to shop, how to cook from scratch, how to be in control of their diets. Doesn't happen anymore.
Michael Moss
HomeSchoolControlEconomicsHappen
The fact that wealthy people or people from privileged backgrounds may wind up in a violent terrorist organization is not new.
Lowell Bergman
PeopleWindOrganizationNewUpMay
Hallmark makes beautiful films that feel as if they should be watched in a theater. The Hall family knows the power of stories, and they give us unforgettable movies with heart and depth and the resonance of classics.
Luanne Rice
FamilyHeartPowerBeautifulFeel
I have a whole lot of songs.
Juicy J
WholeSongsLot
I've been a mogul and executive since the beginning of my career. People are just born with that skill.
DJ Khaled
BeginningPeopleCareerBornSkill
I've completely lost faith in the Democratic Party to truly serve the disadvantaged.
Bruce Rauner
FaithPartyLostServeDemocratic
I like romanticizing romance.
Ansel Elgort
RomanceLike
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