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Rita Rudner Quotes

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Success Marriage Hollywood Milk

I have got pictures all around the rooms I sit in. I have got a very mad picture of a dog standing on a black thing on a piece of rope. It was drawn and painted by a Romanian poet who was under house arrest, and it is terrific.

Jennifer Johnston

Dog Black Picture House Pictures

There's certainly more chance of me winning 'Strictly' than having an affair with my dance partner, but you know, who knows?

Dance Me Winning Chance Partner You

Command those that govern your house before all you household that they keep careful watch that all your household, within and without, be faithful, painstaking, chaste, clean, honest and profitable.

Robert Grosseteste

You House Clean Faithful Within

During my youth, the idea of moving from Lebanon was unthinkable. Then I began to realise I might have to go, like my grandfather, uncles and others who left for America, Egypt, Australia, Cuba.

Youth Moving America Go Grandfather

I'm proud to be American and very happy that women like my brand.

Women Happy Proud Brand American

The condition of the tribes which occupy the country set apart for them in the West is highly prosperous, and encourages the hope of their early civilization. They have for the most part abandoned the hunter state and turned their attention to agricultural pursuits.

Martin Van Buren

Hope Attention Early Country Hunter

I have nice watches. I don't set them.

Watches Nice Set Them

The bow tie started off with one of my friends, Kunta Littlejohn. He said if you want to be anybody, you've got to rock the bow tie. I dismissed it at first, but later he told me he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, so I decided to wear the bow tie to support him. And as he got better, I came to learn the power of the bow tie.

Power Support Me Better Learn You

I can't play a solo without thinking about John Jorgenson. I always think about what he would do.

Think Thinking Play Always Without

If there's anything you absolutely hate, why, it must be unconstitutional. Or, if there's anything you absolutely have to have, it must be required by the Constitution. That's where we are. That is utterly mindless.

Hate Constitution You Why Anything

Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it.

Game Golf Watching Playing Where

Keeping children alive and free of disease is not a political issue and cannot be put into a partisan box.

Children Free Political Alive Box

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