Rita Rudner Quotes

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Rita Rudner

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LoveHusbandNeverBeforeMetFew

Sometimes the hardest decision is to say no to something, and I think when you're less confident or when you're younger, you say yes to everything, and as you get older, you realise you don't need to.

Joanna Coles

DecisionThinkConfidentYouSay

Then I usually leave the choice of the second assistant director and any other assistant directors to the first assistant director, who will choose because he or she is responsible for the conduct and the efficiency of the second assistant directors.

John Frankenheimer

EfficiencyChooseChoiceWillShe

It's increasingly clear that governments, major corporations, banks, universities and other such bodies view the defense of their secrets as a desperate matter of institutional survival, so much so that the state has gone to extraordinary lengths to punish and/or threaten to punish anyone who so much as tiptoes across the informational line.

Matt Taibbi

ViewSurvivalSecretsMatterLine

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.

Matt LeBlanc

MenI AmSexGayNeverBisexual

We need to end the government monopoly in education by transferring power from bureaucracies and unions to families. The era of defining public education as allegiance to centralized school districts must end.

Jeb Bush

EducationPowerGovernmentSchool

Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.

Alvin Toffler

EnoughWriteErrorCorrectionLetter

I love cities. New York, Montreal, London, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney, Melbourne, Toronto, L.A... but, I do choose to live in Vancouver. It's home.

Stewart Butterfield

LoveHomeLiveNew YorkChooseNew

It is easily overlooked that what is now called vintage was once brand new.

Tony Visconti

VintageBrandNewNowOverlooked

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Mason Cooley

WisdomYouResumeExperimentsCall

I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7.

Josh Gad

BodyTrappedBeltLikeComedian

The most powerful force ever known on this planet is human cooperation - a force for construction and destruction.

Jonathan Haidt

ConstructionPowerfulCooperation

But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).

Corey Haim

BeerYearDrinkStartingFilmSet

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