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Rita Rudner Quotes

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Good Me Feel Good Feel Say Audience

I've been in and out of hospitals a lot in terms of family or extended family or myself.

Family Myself Out Been Hospitals

I use Ole Henriksen eye gel when I think of it, and go for facials when spa gift certificates appear as a professional thank-you or in a gift bag. Once ensconced in a facialist's chair, I let myself be coaxed into all sorts of treatments, because I'm there already, so why not?

Myself Eye Gift Think Bag Chair

Lily Tomlin was one of the early comedy greats who influenced my courage to be the person I am.

Tracee Ellis Ross

Courage I Am Comedy Early Person Am

Time is not kind to everything.

Robbie Robertson

Time Kind Everything

Then you figure out that if you don't throw it as hard as you can, you can put it where you want. It's more important where you put it.

Dennis Eckersley

You Important Want More Hard Out

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Life Looking End Laugh You Living

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls.

Life Storm Person Done Realize Real

But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good ladies were no strangers to the prowess of their husbands. and, strange as it may seem, they presumed a little upon it.

Augustus Baldwin Longstreet

Good Women Wife World Strangers May

Everyone always says that guys are intimidated by me, but I seriously doubt it. I mean, I'm five-foot-nothing!

AnnaSophia Robb

Me Doubt Seriously Mean Always Guys

When I went up from the youth team to the first team at Internacional, it was a risk - they were almost betting on me making it.

Me Team Youth Risk First Up

I've often fantasized about visiting the Bahamian beach where Columbus first stumbled ashore in 1492. Sadly, no one knows where that beach is. In fact, no one's even sure which island Columbus first encountered (there are three candidates). It's a pity, a disappointment, and a lost revenue source for the Bahamians.

Beach Disappointment Lost Three Sure

I've always had an overwhelming desire to express a particular set of ideas. As a musician, I'm always working with different people who can teach me new things and, through that, reach closer to an idea of this perfect expression. I'm never setting out to change the face of electronic music; I'm just trying to define this vision.

Change Music Vision New Things Ideas

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