Rita Rudner Quotes

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

Rita Rudner

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GoodChildrenParentingMeFriends

Riesling? It smells like an intensive care ward.

Jim Harrison

CareLikeSmellsIntensiveWard

I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It's so good.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

LoveGoodFoodPizzaWeekPig

My kids love vinyl, I had to teach them how to put the needle on the records. Now they're worried about scratching the records, but it's incredible!

Simon Le Bon

LoveNowTeachVinylRecordsKids

The irony is, the advertising industry knows everyone hates what they produce. This is why they keep looking for new ways to force people to stay tuned.

Simon Sinek

PeopleAdvertisingLookingNewWhy

For me, faith is more about aspiration than complacency - the smug satisfaction that other people find distasteful.

Tom Hollander

FaithPeopleMeComplacencyFind

My goal was to prove to my family I wasn't a dummy.

Roger Goodell

FamilyGoalProveDummy

I've done taekwondo striking my entire life.

Rose Namajunas

LifeDoneStrikingEntire Life

This pro-choice issue is a legal issue that should be decided by the courts.

Michael T. Flynn

LegalPro-ChoiceCourtsShouldIssue

I don't thrive in a school or academic environment, I found out. I thrive better in the world outside the small academy because I find it hard to explain what I'm doing.

Julia Holter

SchoolWorldSmallBetterDoing

If you can start and finish a book, then you're already a million miles ahead of all those people who talk about wanting to write a book.

Lisa Jewell

PeopleStartBookYouAheadTalk

For only as we ourselves, as adults, actually move and have our being in the state of love, can we be appropriate models and guides for our children. What we are teaches the child far more than what we say, so we must be what we want our children to become.

Joseph Chilton Pearce

LoveChildrenChildSayWantBecome

I always look back at when I didn't have a dream, when I didn't have a spirit. I didn't know what the Olympics was all about. I was just hanging out on the street. I was not humble. I was not a nice person, doing things that were socially unacceptable.

Bob Beamon

HumbleDoingLookBackDreamPerson

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