Rita Rudner Quotes

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Rita Rudner

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My father could have been deported because on his immigration application he said that he was a printer, obviously because he didn't want them to be checking his writings.

Joe Eszterhas

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I was a founding member of the 'Dungeons and Dragons' club at my high school. I was in chorus, I was in swing choir. I was an outcast but I was an outcast among a group of outcasts.

John C. Reilly

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What I found fascinating for me was, I've never gotten so much approval and accolades and warmth and congratulations as when I had a guy on my arm that people thought I was going to marry. It was amazing. I mean, nobody congratulated me that hard when I had my three children.

Shonda Rhimes

ChildrenPeopleAmazingMeThought

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

Tracy Morgan

WorkLovePeopleJudgeYouKnow

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

BirthdayAgeWomanManNeverAlways

To me, teamwork is the beauty of our sport, where you have five acting as one. You become selfless.

Mike Krzyzewski

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I have ten thousand memories of myself writing alone in basements, bizarre servant quarters, cemeteries, deserted fountains, the band van, and other awkward settings.

Josh Malerman

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Don't be afraid of your own power.

Debby Ryan

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My mother stayed at home and raised me and my closest sister, and that meant that the American Dream and what he was doing on television as a character and behind the scenes as a producer was producing for us at home, so it is your life.

Cody Rhodes

LifeMotherHomeCharacterSister

Photography is a pursuit that allows you to be very hands-on with what you show people of either yourself or the art you want to make, and acting is kind of the exact opposite. You do have a modicum of creative freedom as an actor, but you're still very much a cipher for other people's art.

Cole Sprouse

FreedomArtYourselfCreativePeople

Half the ills we heard within our hearts are ills because we hoard them.

Bryan Procter

WithinHalfBecauseHeartsOurThem

Issue the orders Sir, and I will storm Hell.

Anthony Wayne

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