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Rita Rudner Quotes

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Men Woman People Stupid Think Some

It's always nerve-wracking when people say they look up to you or that you're a good role model. It's such a double-edged sword, because you realize you've been put on this pedestal, and you have to make sure that you don't do anything to get torn down.

Anjelah Johnson

Good People You Look Down Sword

I'm 36, but I still feel like a punk kid with $200 in my savings account.

Feel Kid Savings Punk Still Like

I need to look back on my poetic ventures, make sense of them as a whole, and move forward... and to experiment without external demands.

Forward Look Back Need Experiment

Aggression and forced redistribution of wealth has nothing to do with the teachings of the world's great religions.

Great World Wealth Nothing Religions

Some of the screen's best moments were realized because a director went against all reason, all logic. No matter how incredible a story seems, it can be made credible. If you feel an insane idea strongly enough, you've usually got something.

Rouben Mamoulian

Best Story Logic Enough Moments You

The olive branch has been consecrated to peace, palm branches to victory, the laurel to conquest and poetry, the myrtle to love and pleasure, the cypress to mourning, and the willow to despondency.

Love Peace Poetry Victory Palm Been

I come from the New York theatre world, and I have a lot of gay male friends, so this friendship of Will and Grace's isn't such a stretch.

Friendship New York Grace Theatre

So a lot of me is still a little kid, and I think that kind of helps alter my sense of reality - it makes me able to just become Belle every single night.

Me Night Think Reality Kind Become

You either listen to the naysayers and fall into the pit of self-loathing, or you stay on the path and move forward.

Path Forward You Fall Listen Stay

Gold like the sun, which melts wax, but hardens clay, expands great souls.

Antoine Rivarol

Great Sun Gold Clay Like Wax

Everything has happened so fast for me that I sometimes can't take it all in. I'm a huge 'Friends' fan, and meeting Matthew Perry in L.A., where he was as keen to talk to me about 'Extras' as I was to him about 'Friends,' was amazing.

Amazing Me Friends Meeting Sometimes

Let's leave behind the predictable and stale debate between liberals and conservatives. Let's take the resources that we have, and prioritize, and manage, and focus our energy on just doing things that count - on real results.

Focus Energy Doing Debate Results

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