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Rita Rudner Quotes

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 17, 1955

Topics

Pet Think Weird Wonder Dogs Cult

You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don't get well, you die.

Joaquin Andujar

Sick Cold Die Worry You Hot

All the New York City Ballet does is hit beautiful home runs.

Home Beautiful New York City New

Politics is never a victory, it's just the remorseless grinding forward of events.

Politics Victory Forward Never Just

I sometimes think love is God's way of hoodwinking people into having kids. You fall in love, and all that passion goes into procreating and wanting children.

Love Passion God Children Love Is

I cannot and will not violate my duty to protect confidential communications with the president.

Duty Will President Protect Cannot

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

Good Men Smart People Obsession Who

Dad was a strict disciplinarian and would give us a wallop with a wooden spoon if we were out of order. But we really respected him - he didn't try to be our best friend.

Friend Best Parenting Best Friend Us

I firmly believe lyrics have to breathe and give the audience's ear a chance to understand what's going on. Particularly in the theater, where you have costume, story, acting, orchestra.

Stephen Sondheim

Believe Chance Story You Acting

Everyone has a story that they read when they were younger that influenced them.

Story Everyone Read Younger Them

The master plan does not have a master plan. Television ultimately finds itself, and after it finds itself, it finds itself changing.

Plan Television Master Changing Does

My sister and I shared a bedroom our entire lives and I believe she discovered the Beatles when she was about 11 and I'm four years younger. So from the age of 7 until 17 we had nothing but Beatles paraphernalia in our room, even those little stuffed Beatles that went on stands that are dressed as the Sgt. Pepper band.

Christina Ricci

Age Sister Believe Dressed Nothing

Texas is a great program. The respect they gave me was amazing.

Austin Seferian-Jenkins

Respect Great Amazing Me Texas Gave

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