Tom Lehrer Quotes

I loved high school, but I wouldn't want to do it again.

Tom Lehrer

Recitation: by Male by Female

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SchoolHigh SchoolLovedWantHigh

Be careful about the advice you give, especially to your children.

Andrew Davies

ChildrenAdviceYouBe CarefulGive

I'm not an exhibitionist in any way, shape or form. I don't even like having my picture taken!

Megyn Price

PictureWayShapeLikeEvenTaken

I'm a massive Trekkie. I've got original artwork from the '70s. I've got outfits. Yeah, I have actual 'Star Trek' outfits that I wear. I'm a massive, massive 'Star Trek' fan.

Robert Kazinsky

WearOriginalStarGotFanOutfits

But there are 90 million gun owners in the United States. Only 3.5 million want the insurance and magazines and the various things you get for joining the NRA.

Michael D. Barnes

GunInsuranceYouWantThingsGet

The American people know that climate change is the kind of problem only America can solve.

Tom Steyer

ChangePeopleAmericanProblemKnow

I am not liked as a President by the politicians in office, in the press, or in Congress. But I am content to abide the judgment the sober second thought of the people.

Rutherford B. Hayes

I AmPeopleThoughtSoberOffice

I eat and breathe small government and freedom.

Mike Pompeo

FreedomGovernmentSmallBreatheEat

I take a ton of pride in what our flag and our anthem stands for.

Mike Schultz

PrideFlagTakeOurAnthemTon

It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart.

Jonathan Carroll

HopeHeartTimeMeColdRegret

I didn't have the money to travel until I got to the NFL, so it's definitely opened doors for me in that capacity.

DeAngelo Williams

MoneyTravelMeDoorsNFLGot

While your past can inform you and your future can inspire you, the moment of choice exists in the here and now.

Debbie Ford

FutureMomentPastInspireYouNow

The Koran shows every sign of being thrown together by human beings, as do all the other holy books.

Christopher Hitchens

TogetherHumanBeingHolySign

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