Tommy Cooper Quotes

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: March 19, 1921 - April 15, 1984

Topics

DogLookingBlindHelpOutHead

I don't think I'm a gay activist. I used to be.

Andrew Sean Greer

ThinkGayUsedActivist

Surely, you go to the theater because you want to have a great evening in the theater.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

GreatEveningYouGoWantBecause

I've had people following me home or standing outside my house. It's strange. I just don't think people were meant to be worshipped or idolised.

Matthew Morrison

HomePeopleMeThinkHouseStrange

I have never been a superstar and never believed in it.

Amitabh Bachchan

NeverSuperstarBeenBelieved

My uncle Randall always had a book in his hand. He read in the car, he read at restaurants, he read when you were talking to him. He read lots of different things, but mostly it was Louis L'Amour's westerns and contemporary thrillers.

Stephen Graham Jones

CarBookTalkingYouUncleHand

Everything I've ever done, in the writing world, has been to expand articulation, rather than to close it.

Toni Morrison

WritingWorldDoneEverythingBeen

It is always interesting being on films sets - I have done it before with other actor friends - and I just find it fascinating. I just love that collaborative film family that develops around a project.

Robyn Davidson

FamilyLoveInterestingFriendsFind

Looking back now on our workload, I just shake my head at our pace. 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' was my first series, so I didn't know anything about that when I started. I just assumed it was normal to make 26 episodes a year on a seven-day shooting schedule.

Ronald D. Moore

Looking BackLookingGenerationYear

It's impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you're gonna offend people.

Rush Limbaugh

LifePeopleOpinionImpossibleYou

If you look at the history of music, you have classical composers, church music, pop music, etc. Music that's existed for centuries. I think there are some songs that are close to immortal. They will last longer than we will in this lifetime.

Mike Love

MusicHistoryThinkChurchYouLook

If you force yourself to smile, within a couple minutes, you feel happy.

Dean Norris

SmileYourselfHappyFeelYouForce

I just think I have too much anxiety to listen to music. Sometimes it feels like noise, and sometimes it's so affecting that I can't recover from it.

SZA

MusicThinkAnxietyToo MuchListen

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