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Tommy Cooper Quotes

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

Tommy Cooper

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: March 19, 1921 - April 15, 1984

Topics

Age Woman Old Age Ugly Opinion You

The world is using up its natural resources at an alarming rate, and this has caused a permanent shift in their value. We all need to adjust our behavior to this new environment. It would help if we did it quickly.

Jeremy Grantham

Value World Behavior Help New Need

The thing with 'Pippin' is not to over think it too much. If you try and overthink or plan and over-analyze - it's like with any role really, but this one specifically - you can run into sogging wet newspaper. It's just too exciting to do that. It's nice to be bounced around and surprised at almost every line that comes out of your mouth.

Matthew James Thomas

Think Plan You Mouth Nice Run

Circumstances can be very important. Find the right people to work with.

Steve Lacy

Work People Find Circumstances Right

The reports of the eclipse parties not only described the scientific observations in great detail, but also the travels and experiences, and were sometimes marked by a piquancy not common in official documents.

Simon Newcomb

Great Detail Sometimes Experiences

I can't find a person without some link to the armed forces!

Robyn Carr

Find Person Without Forces Some

No one is ever too old, too rich, too poor, to pray.

Loretta Young

Rich Poor Old Pray Ever Too

Obviously I'm not from 50's background - I'm from Westport, Connecticut, which is as far away from his background as you can get, right? Growing up in Westport, for a long time I was the only black person living there for miles.

Courtney A. Kemp

Time Growing Up Black Long You

My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other day about the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child.

Antonio Villaraigosa

Father Day Man Child Sister Talking

The first thriller ever? It was probably one from 1697. It was called 'Little Red Riding Hood.'

Ashwin Sanghi

Red Hood Riding First Little Ever

The greatly increased consumption of alcoholic beverages is very largely a direct result of the increased purchasing power created by wartime expenditures.

William Lyon Mackenzie King

Power Result Purchasing Direct Very

If you want people to listen, you have to have a platform to speak from, and that is excellence in what you do.

William Pollard

Excellence People Speak You Want

Sustainable fishing is a fraud. It's a marketing term that really means 'business as usual.'

Paul Watson

Business Fishing Marketing Fraud