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Tommy Cooper Quotes

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: March 19, 1921 - April 15, 1984

Topics

Police Eating Yesterday Fireworks

There are artists that actually don't like going into the studio. They get mad when people say they've got a session. I'm just the opposite. I actually enjoy it.

People Enjoy Mad Say People Say Get

We're being very careful that we don't send a spacecraft to Mars with the intention of detecting Martian life - and find out that we detected the Earth life that we took with us.

John M. Grunsfeld

Life Intention Find Earth Mars Out

During the earliest stages the child perceives things like a solipsist who is unaware of himself as subject and is familiar only with his own actions.

Child Own Things Only Like Actions

Once an economy reaches a certain level of acceleration... the Fed is no longer with you... The Fed, instead of trying to get the economy moving, reverts to acting like the central bankers they are and starts worrying about inflation and things getting too hot.

Stanley Druckenmiller

Moving Trying You Acting Hot Level

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.

Success Power Discipline Money Peace

It's my belief that, since the end of the Second World War, psychology has moved too far away from its original roots, which were to make the lives of all people more fulfilling and productive, and too much toward the important, but not all-important, area of curing mental illness.

Martin Seligman

War People Roots World End Far Away

Black men with criminal records are the most severely disadvantaged group in the labor market.

Michelle Alexander

Men Black Labor Group Market Most

My father was an attorney.

Father Attorney

No, I'm not very productive at all. I'm probably like an animal. I mean, great animals in the ocean feed all the time. I'm someone who procrastinates, worries, for most of a month, and then I'll have a flurry of manic productivity with a sense of great urgency and fear for, like, two days.

Fear Great Time Ocean Animal Mean

My right hand is a monster.

Hand Right Monster Right Hand

A story begins and it always passes from the subjunctive to the declarative. And Italians don't seem to care about making a fine distinction between that which is speculation and that which is fact.

Story Care Always Seem Fine Begins

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

Breakfast Difficult Meal Serve

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