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Tommy Cooper Quotes

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: March 19, 1921 - April 15, 1984

Topics

Today Me Driving You Know Said

It takes a while to realize that just because you're a stand-up comedian and you do comedy, you're not going to be good at all comedy.

Good Comedy You Just Because Realize

I had a sense of debt to the medical profession and to surgery particularly. I would not be as ambient as I am without it.

Medical I Am Debt Without Sense Am

'Exculpatory' is in the eye of the beholder.

Andrew Breitbart

Eye Eye Of The Beholder Beholder

China is a BRIC country. BRIC country means Brazil, Russia, India and China. This emerging economy really is helping the revival of the world economy.

World Country India Economy China

Some people will talk about how Afghanistan has improved, but they're really just talking about the cities. In the countryside where the war has been fought, it's really not that much better than it was in 2001.

War People Better Talking Will Talk

I love watching 'Orange Is the New Black,' and I play video games, like 'Call of Duty.'

Love Video Games Black Play New

The mirror is a powerful tool because it forces you to deal with yourself on a deeper level. Conceptually, paintings are like mirrors. They're an expression from the artist: 'This is how I view the world - I'm presenting it to you.'

Mickalene Thomas

Mirror Yourself World View Powerful

'Dirt on My Boots' was pegged as the second single from 'California Sunrise' from the get-go, and we felt like it was just a fun song to go with.

Sunrise Fun Song Boots Go Dirt

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

Fruit Hell Someone You Apple Nice

The destinies of the two races in this country are indissolubly linked together, and the interests of both require that the common government of all shall not permit the seeds of race hate to be planted under the sanction of law.

Hate Together Government Law Seeds

I'm always different. I'm an eccentric man.

Man Always Different Eccentric

Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never really comes: meanwhile it helps to furnish the living room.

Anthony Burgess

Peace War Wait Care Retirement Will

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