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Tracy Morgan Quotes

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: November 10, 1968

Topics

Funny Offend Somebody Then

We've got this proposal which has been languishing in the legislature, the Water Legacy Act, which is derived from a Republican task force on protecting the Great Lakes. Yet nothing has been done on it.

Jennifer Granholm

Great Water Legacy Done Nothing Act

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.

Work Lose Go Quit Hollywood Tattoos

I was just a very dark kid. My family was complicated.

Family Dark Complicated Kid Just

I wouldn't change a single thing, because one change alters every moment that follows it.

Change Moment Single Because Every

Working on newspapers, you're writing to a certain length, often very brief pieces; you tend to look for easy forms of humor - women can't drive, things like that. That's about the level of a lot of newspaper humor. It becomes a form of laziness.

Women Humor Writing Drive You Look

A big part of me would be very proud never having anything of mine adapted, because if you want the real experience, there's only one way to get it. You're going to actually have to be a reader.

Jonathan Franzen

Experience Me Proud You Want Way

Religion, in any form, is always interesting to me because of how powerful it is. Not even the religion itself, but to the people that follow it... The effect that it has had on people's minds.

Religion People Me Powerful Follow

The best bands kept making records and had this evolution, where by the end, by their commercial phase or sellout phase, the records are from outer space.

Ariel Rechtshaid

Best Space End Evolution Outer Space

I'm in a privileged position and I'm going to do my utmost to use that privileged position on behalf of the U.K., its citizens, its businesses and people.

People Position Going Citizens Use

I feel like once you go with a band, it's hard to go back. I just don't see myself performing without a band.

Myself Feel You Back Go See

Of the 55 refineries closed in America in the last 10 years, they were all closed for economic reasons, mostly oil company mergers. Not a single one was closed for environmental purposes or objections.

Environmental America Oil Company

First, we should not be opening our coasts, all of our coasts, to oil drilling when we have not taken the first step, not the first step, to conserve oil.

Sherwood Boehlert

Step First Step Oil First Opening

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