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Steven Wright Quotes

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Time Water Know Instant Add Some

Music is a universal thing with no boundaries, whether you play inside or outside.

Music You Play Outside Boundaries

I love being an advocate for women as we get older so that we can feel comfortable with ourselves.

Andie MacDowell

Love Women Feel Comfortable Advocate

Every guitarist I would cross paths with would tell me that I should have a flashy guitar, whatever the latest fashion model was, and I used to say, 'Why? Mine works, doesn't it? It's a piece of wood and six strings, and it works.'

Me Fashion Guitar Paths Say Wood

I consider the Stooges to be pop music.

Music Pop Consider Pop Music Stooges

The arrogance of liberal progressives is that they're just a lot smarter and better angels than the Stalins and the Chavezes and the Castros of the world, and if we give them all the control, and they control your life, they're going to do a great job of it. Well, it just isn't true.

Life Great Job Control World Better

I think Secretary Clinton tried to hide every one of her emails. She destroyed 30,000 of them.

Think Hide She Her Destroyed Tried

For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.

Time Think Parent Cook Dude I Think

Beyonce is incredibly talented - gifted, in fact. She has an exceptional set of pipes and can actually sing. She is a terrific dancer - without the explicit moves best left for the privacy of her bedroom.

Best Privacy Bedroom She Without

I play on all the consoles, but Xbox, mostly. I'm versatile, though, so whatever's going on, I'll take care of it.

Care Take Care Play Whatever Going

I've had a great life. It was exciting. I worked with the most interesting people, and I traveled all over the country.

Dick Van Patten

Life Great People Interesting Over

We need to encourage people to speak up, to speak out, because the more people who participate in our democracy, the more our democracy grows.

Brandon Victor Dixon

People Democracy Speak More Need Up

There are 320 million American dreams. Go get yours.

Dreams American Go Get Million

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