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Steven Wright Quotes

I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Baby Thinking Hell I Can Know Need

It's really important to be free and be open and honest about the things you want to do. Just 'cause you want to make a solo record or another record with another band, it doesn't have to be an insult or a slight to the band you've been with for a long time.

Time Free Long You Long Time Want

Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you.

Mother Man End You Never Hating

Lopez Obrador invokes the appeal of national unity, the revolution of 1910, and the progressive constitution of 1917.

Unity Constitution Revolution Appeal

Fatherlessness didn't strike me as being an event. It was a state of life.

Life Me Strike Being Event State

Its highest point was The Worst Journey in the World. Then you see this decline, and this harking back, using the 19th-century form when we're not in the 19th century. That way of writing a book about the world out there - you just can't do it anymore.

Journey Writing World Book You Back

I also discovered the only complete Brontosaurus skull.

Robert T. Bakker

Skull Complete Only Also Discovered

I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick around and direct this thing.' But he didn't; he left, and look what he became. A really legendary comedy director.

Funny Mom Thought Comedy You Look

There is no delight in owning anything unshared.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Anything Delight Owning

I'm set in my own ways. I like to do the things I want to do when I want to do them.

Want My Own Own Things Like Set

When you work in film, you learn to appreciate a distributor. You can have this great little film, but if you don't have a distributor, you are sitting in your living room with a great little film.

Work Great Appreciate Learn You

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. The super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing.

Life Time Fight People Amazing You

I've known Al Gore since he was born. He has been the best little boy, he was a boring child, and he has never done anything wrong.

Best Child Born Wrong Done Boring

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