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Steven Wright Quotes

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Insurance Selling Want Wondering

Possibly you are not aware of the fact that the largest sum given by any contributor to the fund is but a trifle when compared with the losses suffered by nearly all the firms in the cotton trade during the disastrous years of the American war.

War American You Cotton Years Trade

The big issues, the things that scar Scotland - the least of them is whether we should have a border at Gretna Green or not.

Green Border Things Big Scotland

Frankly, any city person who doesn't think I deserve a white-collar salary as a farmer doesn't deserve my special food.

Food City Think Farmer Person Who

It is very unlikely that the genetics of homosexuality will ever devolve to a single factor in humans with such major effects as it has in Drosophila.

Jeffrey C. Hall

Genetics Will Single Homosexuality

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Death Silence Sadness Image Absolute

I don't know rap. I can't tell you a Tupac song. But you put on some go-go, and I'll know it word-for-word. That's why I feel like I got my own sound - or a D.C. sound.

Song Feel You Know Why My Own

I have been a huge fan of America, as I find their way of life there is pretty unique, and I have enjoyed a lot of good times over there.

Michael Schumacher

Life Good Good Times America Unique

There is a concept that is the corrupter and destroyer of all others. I speak not of Evil, whose limited empire is that of ethics; I speak of the infinite.

Jorge Luis Borges

Ethics Evil Speak Infinite Others

I always laugh because people assume I love horror because I do a horror movie, but I'm not a huge horror fan.

Love People Laugh Horror Always Fan

If someone asks a stupid question, you can only give a stupid answer or appear arrogant.

Stupid Someone You Question Answer

I've often talked about that, and I've been asked that a couple of times and my feeling are that if you have a good show, a bad host will not even hurt the show.

Wink Martindale

Good Hurt You Bad Feeling Will

You have to take the time to live in a place to collect all the pieces, develop a vision. You can't just go to Home Depot and buy everything.

Home Live Vision Time You Place

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