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Steven Wright Quotes

One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Money Day Me Street One Day Him

I've always felt, and I think I'm qualified to say so because I've won a few awards, that it's a terrible shame to put something in competition with something else to be able to sell something.

Competition Think Say Shame Awards

My parents were the best. They were very supportive.

Best Parents Supportive Very Were

I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood.

Michael Crichton

Drawing Blood Emergency Surgery Saw

What I've found at 48 years old is that there's nothing about me that's unique.

Me Unique Nothing Old Years Found

Fleetwood Mac were really accessible musically, but lyrically and emotionally, we weren't so easy. And it was our music that helped us survive. But all of us were in pieces personally.

Music Survive Easy Musically Pieces

Are you in earnest? Seize this very minute! Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Only engage, and then the mind grows heated. Begin, and then the work will be completed.

Work Power Mind Genius Magic You

I took computers in high school. I would do all my own programming, but I didn't see the future of computers for anything other than data processing. Who was going to use a computer for communications?

Future School Computers High School

Human beings are flawed and complicated and messy.

Complicated Messy Human Human Beings

I love the relays. Track is such an individual sport, so it's fun to do something together.

Love Together Fun Individual Track

I am really happy with the increased recognition that goalkeepers are getting now. I'm glad to be a leading part of that.

I Am Happy Recognition Now Leading

Private industry's job is to make money. Private industry's job is to create a huge economic engine.

Peter Diamandis

Money Job Create Industry Economic

Sometimes a creative environment affects what happens within it.

Creative Environment Sometimes Within

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