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Steven Wright Quotes

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Drive Worry Fast Way Cholesterol

I don't want to just preach to the church. I feel like I have a broader message.

Church Feel Want Preach I Feel Like

I've always felt that if one was going to take seriously this vocation as an artist, you have to get beyond that decorative facade.

You Artist Seriously Beyond Always

The fact is, my parents loved me, and I wanted to be worthy of their love. I wanted to make them proud.

Love Parents Me Proud Loved Worthy

We all have that long to-do list.

Stacy Brown-Philpot

I can't see where there is anywhere left to move. If you don't have a recount it's hard to receive any more votes.

Robert Torricelli

You More Hard See Left Move

Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for our family.

Family Wife Perception Now She

Before, being a model, it was just a job, and I was making fun of it. But today, I take my career more seriously.

Today Job Fun Career Seriously More

As we embrace the American dream and the freedoms it represents, we must also ensure that those who wish to enjoy those freedoms become a part of our society and learn to speak our language.

American Dream Society Speak Language

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Brian O'Driscoll

Wisdom Knowledge Fruit Salad Knowing

Money embarrasses me.

In science, one should use all available resources to solve difficult problems. One of our most powerful resources is the insight of our colleagues.

Science Colleagues Problems Powerful

Indeed, as the above calculation indicates, to take full advantage of the memory space available, the ultimate laptop must turn all its matter into energy.

Memory Space Energy Matter Turn

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