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Steven Wright Quotes

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Car People Me Stop Lights Gone

The love of nature is a different thing from the love of science, though the two may go together.

Nature Love Science Together Go Two

Sometimes you don't understand what you're going through until you're on the other side of it.

You Sometimes Understand Side Going

I think 1973 was the nadir of fashion. When you watch the coverage from that era, you're struck by the astonishing ugliness of the clothes.

Fashion Think Clothes You Watch Era

Connectivity is important to our state, including the opportunity for our citizens to see our legislative process at work.

Work Opportunity Process Important

What was interesting about Trump, I mean, people always say they want a non-politician. Well, you got it with Donald Trump. And there's good to that, and there's bad to that. The bad is that he can be distracted by talking about these stupid things that - I promise you, no one cares about his taxes.

Good People Stupid Interesting You

We can assure you today that there is no E. coli in Chipotle. We have thoroughly tested our food, we have thoroughly tested our surfaces, and we are confident that Chipotle is a safe place to eat.

Today Food Confident You Place Eat

I can be pretty reactive, and I've learned over time to be less reactive: to stop and think before I make decisions.

Time Think Decisions I Can Stop

I'm not one of those artists who doesn't want to play their most popular songs.

Play Want Artists Who Songs Most

Service of any type requires preparation.

Russell M. Nelson

Service Preparation Type Any

I would never scream at my kids, never raise my voice. But as they often tell me, they were so well behaved that screaming was not necessary.

Me Voice Never Tell Well Kids

I'm the youngest of three sisters, and my parents have always encouraged all of us to do whatever made us happy.

Michelle Dockery

Happy Parents Three Always Whatever

If you will give the matter a moment's thought, you'll see that memory is the highest faculty of the human mind.

Joseph Pulitzer

Moment Memory Mind Thought You Will

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