Steven Wright Quotes

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

Steven Wright

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Yeah, I'm the Brit who isn't Lewis Hamilton that woke up and realised he was good. I got that tag because I was young, flying around in jets and driving fast cars. I always took my driving seriously, but I suppose I enjoyed life... But I'm not a playboy.

Jenson Button

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We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace.

Jean-Bertrand Aristide

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Whenever I'm asked who my favourite co-star is, I always hesitate in giving an answer.

Roger Moore

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Television speeded everything up.

Ruth Handler

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We never know, believe me, when we have succeeded best.

Miguel de Unamuno

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Being a director or a conductor is a balance of many things. And to do it right is a very difficult tightrope to walk. I've come to the conclusion that there's really no way to be one hundred percent popular as conductor.

Joshua Bell

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I am extremely passionate about what I do, and the happiest I am is when I'm on set working.

Chris Zylka

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Unlike economics, whose sole preoccupation in our finance-obsessed era is the near-term profit motive, history offers a way to place our tiny lifespans in a narrative that spans dozens of generations - perhaps even reaching into a future where capitalism is no longer our dominant form of economic organization.

Annalee Newitz

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The cities are the principal home and seat of the human group. They are the coral colony for Man, the collective being.

Alfred Doblin

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Everyone is their own kind of lesbian. To think there's a certain way to dress or present yourself in the world is just one more stereotype we have to fit into.

Portia de Rossi

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One of the joys of a really good book is that you're so into the world of the book, you forget what you're looking at is words on a page.

Rick Yancey

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People have been frying foods since Jesus was on this planet, and there is always going to be greasy, fried, salty, sugary food. It is up to the individual to walk in and say, 'I don't want those fries today.'

Richard Simmons

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