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Steven Wright Quotes

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Life Hope Find Real Real Life Well

I like to change people's sense of what's possible.

Change People Possible Sense Like

If I feel really ugly or unhappy, sometimes I'll choose bright colors so they'll make me feel good. Yellows, pinks, light blues and orange. I just want to feel good all the time if I can. And colors and hairstyles and all that kind of helps out.

Good Time Light Ugly Me Colors

The first requisite of civilization is that of justice.

Justice Civilization First Requisite

In cyberwarfare, it is much harder to identify the attacker and, therefore, to know how to retaliate.

Toomas Hendrik Ilves

Know Harder Identify Much How

I've always seen myself as a grown-up. Since I was a little kid.

Myself Kid Always Little Seen Since

Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes, and I don't know what they're talking about.

Me Talking Know Sometimes Everything

Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to have a good sense of humour to be able to understand it. A split second can make you lose the punch.

Deepika Padukone

Good Comedy You Lose Timing Humour

I'm a Yogi and a tea drinker, and having a gun is the last thing that one would expect of me as a human being.

Tea Me Gun Human Human Being Expect

We look at Sony as someone who's jumping into the space to help evangelize and build out VR. They're very centered around a console experience.

Experience Space Someone Help Look

I love to be able to tell a whole story in three-and-half minutes.

Love Story Tell Whole Able Minutes

I was not a Southern California girl. I hated having my photograph taken. I felt shy and embarrassed around famous people.

Girl People Famous Shy California

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.

William H. Macy

Wife Favorite Cast Hopkins Morgan

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