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Steven Wright Quotes

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Matter Always Room Temperature

When you're a kid growing up, you say you want to make it to the Major Leagues, and when you reach that dream, that's what it's all about.

Growing Up Reach You Dream Growing

I really feel strongly that we don't need to dumb things down for children.

Children Feel Down Dumb Need Things

Secretary Clinton is tough, smart, and understands better than any candidate the challenges that parents are talking about around dinner tables and keeping families up at night.

Smart Parents Challenges Dinner Up

A song kind of comes out of anywhere. A song will come out of the sky, or an idea, or walking around, or playing with other guys.

Sky Song Walking Kind Will Out

I started off at a local newspaper called 'The Middle East Times,' which is no longer in existence. I remember one of the earliest stories that I wrote for them was a study about domestic violence in Egypt from a government-run research institute think tank.

Research Think Violence Remember

I cannot bear the responsibility for one drop of blood.

Mohamed ElBaradei

Responsibility Blood Bear Drop

Red lipstick has been my beauty staple for years. I show up to Pilates or yoga at 8 A.M. wearing my red lipstick.

Beauty Red Red Lipstick Lipstick Up

I get the same charge from juxtaposition of colors as I do from juxtaposition of chords.

Colors Same Get Charge Juxtaposition

I was a grade B housewife, maybe a B minus. But when I got time to write, I would be unable to finish a sentence. I had anxiety attacks. Partly it was a way of personifying the situation because I couldn't breathe. I was surrounded by people and by duties. I was a housewife and the children's mother, and I was judged on how I performed those roles.

Mother Children Time People Anxiety

Childhood is a fundamental part of all human lives, parents or not, since that's how we all start out. And yet babies and young children are so mysterious and puzzling and even paradoxical.

Children Childhood Parents Start Out

Huntington Beach is like ground zero for surfers.

Beach Ground Zero Like Ground Zero

We write for those who get the musical jokes. But for those who don't, there is always something else going on. That's why we have such a widespread audience.

Richard Hyung-ki Joo

Why Write Always Audience Jokes Get

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