Steven Wright Quotes

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

Steven Wright

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PowerPeopleYesterdayTrappedStore

Things come to you without you necessarily knowing what they mean.

Maurice Sendak

YouKnowingMeanWithoutThings

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team.

John Wooden

TeamRestStardomMainIngredient

I like watching a lot of reality television.

Stephanie Savage

RealityTelevisionWatchingLikeLot

I work in silence.

Sophia Amoruso

WorkSilence

For me, a poem is an opportunity to kind of interrogate myself a little bit.

Tracy K. Smith

OpportunityMyselfMeKindLittle

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children?

Rod Blagojevich

ChildrenPeopleHelpWillWhatever

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Drew Carey

WishDoingSomethingShowElse

I try to work out six days a week, you know, weights two days a week, and I try to run those six days, so I get good cardio.

Denis McDonough

WorkGoodWeekYouKnowRun

There is a noticeable difference from a crowd surging against you and a crowd surging with you.

Dean Ambrose

YouDifferenceAgainstCrowdSurging

I think what's dangerous about marriage is the way it can make you feel like you've got it all wrapped up. Like you're done: you've found your spouse, you've married him or her, and you don't need to think too much more about it.

Ariel Levy

MarriageThinkFeelYouToo Much

My favourite moment from the Oscars was when Brando didn't attend and sent a Native American woman to talk about Wounded Knee. She delivered a very unpopular and lengthy monologue about the injustice for indigenous people in North America. It was one of the greatest moments in American television.

Anohni

MomentWomanPeopleAmericanMoments

We know we want to support our troops. We want to make sure that they have all the equipment they need.

Allyson Schwartz

SupportKnowWantNeedSureOur

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