You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright
Recitation: by Male by Female
I definitely want to have a family without a doubt. I want to know that kind of love, and I'm definitely thinking about it. I'm not afraid to have a little baby bump on stage someday.
Jessie Baylin
FamilyLoveBabyThinkingDoubt
I've committed myself to perfecting the art of the straight man. I try really hard not to crack up.
Andre Braugher
ArtMyselfManTryHardUp
Classrooms keep getting set up more and more around the verbal and less around the kinesthetic and active. They are increasingly becoming environments that favour the girls' brain.
Michael Gurian
BrainMoreActiveUpKeepBecoming
My dad is a singer. He used to sing in nightclubs, or pizza joints.
Amy Adams
PizzaSingerUsedSingHeJoints
I lived in New York for a long time. Right after college I went there. So I got my first cell phone in New York. Back when you would flip the phone up. Way back when.
Stephanie Beatriz
TimeNew YorkCollegeCell PhoneYou
I think this confusion leads intellectuals and artists themselves to believe that the elite arts and humanities are a kind of higher, exalted form of human endeavor.
Steven Pinker
BelieveThinkKindHumanConfusion
We are free today because we are the stronger; we will be slaves again when the government becomes the stronger.
Toussaint Louverture
TodayGovernmentFreeStrongerWill
If you want to become a fossil, you need to die somewhere where your bones will be rapidly buried. You then hope that the Earth moves in such a way as to bring the bones back up to the surface.
Louise Leakey
HopeDieYouBackEarthWant
My work space is so visually crammed. It's like an insane candy store. The number of textiles I'm surrounded with is mind boggling. It's a treat to come home to a nice negative space.
Colleen Atwood
WorkHomeSpaceMindTreatNegative
Whether it's MMA or wrestling, I try to find the best people and go after the best people.
Bobby Lashley
BestPeopleFindGoTryWrestling
I like a very dark house, just black. I sit there and just think. Once I'm still and quiet inside, I'll begin. It's very personal; it has to be. One song may be Bach, the next blues, a song from TV, or a nursery rhyme or jazz piece.
Bobby McFerrin
SongBlackThinkHouseDarkJazz
Palin's blatant lack of competence and preparedness needs no belaboring. What's critical is that substantive, serious Republican leaders either wouldn't or couldn't declare, before or after the election, 'This is not what our party stands for. We can and must do better.'
William M. Daley
BetterPartyElectionSeriousMust
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