Steven Wright Quotes

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Steven Wright

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FriendBabyI CanAskHimRecording

I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

Jesse Ventura

LiveDownMexicoOffGrid

I'm cynical by nature, but I am also very hopeful because I see people from the Left and the Right showing up to these tea parties. You have people, bikers, union members and guys in three-piece suits showing up to these things.

Joe Wurzelbacher

NatureI AmTeaPeopleSuitsYou

Well they do have a use, but we should never believe that any international conference is going to suddenly solve problems like the condition of the global environment.

Maurice Strong

BelieveProblemsEnvironmentNever

I'm not not going to stop giving away what I feel about something.

Tori Amos

FeelGivingStopSomethingGoing

There's a real feeling when you know you're getting it right. It's a physical feeling.

Robert Caro

YouFeelingKnowRightRealGetting

We have to rise above bad fortune. We have to be in the good and enjoy the good, study and work and adventure and friendship and community and love.

Joshua Prager

WorkFriendshipLoveGoodCommunity

Peter Baltes was the best bassist I ever played with.

Don Dokken

BestPlayedPeterEverBassist

I've been grateful enough, smart enough to take the work with Ian McKellen in Gods And Monsters.

Brendan Fraser

WorkGratefulSmartEnoughMonsters

I still like to go to record stores, I like to just wander around and I'll buy whatever catches my attention.

Bruce Springsteen

AttentionWanderGoWhateverBuy

I want to do public speaking and cause campaigning. I want to write a book.

Bristol Palin

BookWantWritePublic Speaking

Guys, your home should never smell like artificial food: candy canes, gum drops, lemon bars. I mean, I will consume lemon bars in mass quantities, but I don't want my house to smell like one.

Brooklyn Decker

HomeFoodHouseWantNeverCandy

Of course it's difficult to top a box office success like Emmanuelle, so it will always be my most important work. But that's nothing to be ashamed of.

Sylvia Kristel

WorkSuccessImportantNothingTop

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