Steven Wright Quotes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Wright

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WorkFireYouPlaceParkUsed

There's so much chaos and trouble in the world right now, and we need to broadcast as much peace and love, too.

Jim James

LovePeaceChaosWorldTroubleNow

I consider most of the talent in the financial world to be suboptimal. It could be better placed earning its living in the real world.

Jeremy Grantham

TalentWorldFinancialBetterLiving

It's the nature of an actor to have to use sense memory.

Anjelica Huston

NatureMemoryActorSenseUse

Part of the job of being a producer is the Vulcan mind meld, where you listen not to what they're saying but what they mean.

Steven Van Zandt

JobMindSayingYouListenMean

As a competitor and an athlete, you love that you get to go back and challenge someone, especially the world champs.

Tony Romo

LoveChallengeWorldSomeoneYouGo

Good parts should always scare you a little bit, and good parts... you might not get advice to do them.

Tom Selleck

GoodAdviceYouAlwaysLittleGet

I think the truth of it is that when you get down to actually having to do the things on the ground, there is only one way to do it, and that's in cooperation with the communities.

Jay Weatherill

TruthThinkYouDownCooperation

The girls in high school who watched 90210? I was watching Seinfeld.

Josh Schwartz

SchoolHigh SchoolWatchingHighWho

The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.

Joseph Stalin

DeathManTragedyStatisticMillions

What I didn't expect was 'VIP' becoming something of a cult and one of my biggest hits.

Dhanush

ExpectSomethingBecomingCultVIP

In the Confederate Army, an officer was judged by stark courage alone, and this made it possible for the Confederacy to live four years.

Chesty Puller

LiveCourageAloneHistoryPossible

I would do whatever the haters said they didn't like. They'd say, 'I don't like your lipstick,' so I'd put on more.

Colleen Ballinger

HatersLipstickSaidSayMoreYour

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