Steven Wright Quotes

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

Steven Wright

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It's only rock and roll, my god! It's not rocket science.

Steven Adler

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When we get in late and the only thing open is fast food, it can be tough to maintain a healthy diet.

Mike Trout

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I'm just out of touch with new music in general, and I only know about it if I'm hanging out with someone that knows about it, or I catch it on YouTube.

Liz Phair

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If I'm on a train, with headphones, MP3s are great. At home, I prefer CD or vinyl, partly because they sound a little better in a quiet room and partly because they're finite in length and separate things, unlike the endless days and days of music stored on my laptop.

Jonny Greenwood

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I feel like I'm waving the flag for musicianship, trying to bring back bands that can play.

Jonathan Davis

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One way we gave small businesses more money to invest was by extending tax provisions on expensing. This allows businesses to immediately write off things like equipment, without being burdened by depreciation requirements.

Dennis Hastert

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I think each woman has her own relationship to beauty.

Christy Turlington

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I was just a start-and-stop guy. I could never really follow through on anything that I started.

Chuck Norris

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I knew I'd love being a mom, but it's so much cooler than I even thought it would be.

Annie Wersching

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I have always enjoyed watching my songs make people cry.

Aurora

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We don't have time to waste. Our communities are crumbling; our children are under siege. Failing schools and a for-profit prison-industrial complex are sucking the life out of black homes and communities. We are not going down like this!

Susan L. Taylor

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I'm someone who believes that making things creates wealth.

Rick Santorum

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