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Steven Wright Quotes

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Birthday Fight Same Out Room Got

As a teenager I was very anxious. I had a lot of energy and passion that I wanted to channel into creative things, and I always felt like I wasn't achieving enough.

Passion Creative Energy Enough Like

It is certain that the truth of the Christian faith becomes more evident the more the faith itself is known. Therefore, the doctrine should not only be in Latin but also in the common tongue, and as the faith of the Church is contained in the Scriptures, the more these are known in the true sense, the better.

Faith Truth Better Church Christian

Driving a forklift is kind of like riding a bicycle. You've either got forklift skills or you don't, and I can remove somebody's molars with a forklift.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Bicycle Driving You I Can Skills

The month of September is Women in Jazz, so I'm doing jazz there in September. I'm in for the duration.

Women Doing Jazz Month September

People of color understand what it means to be white more than I ever will.

People Color White Understand Will

I took on the math-intensive art form of holography and, in my early 20s, traveled the world, living on university fellowships to pursue this esoteric craft. I didn't date much, really - perhaps because I didn't have many hormones, though I didn't know that at the time.

Mary Lou Jepsen

Time Art World Traveled Early Know

I was born to score goals, I feel. How I score them - how I get the ball into the back of the net - might have changed. The actual ability of what I was born to do will never leave me.

Goals Me Feel Back Born Never

It's a lot of crooked cops out there. They manipulate the system.

Out System Crooked Cops Manipulate

It's possible to make things that aren't just money-makers. Something wonderful for its own sake.

Jonathan Safran Foer

Possible Own Wonderful Something

I do take class because I still dance, and yes, I do slip into class with the Royal Ballet from time to time.

Time Dance Royal Class Yes Take

Mother Nature is the great equalizer. You can't get away from it.

Christopher Heyerdahl

Nature Mother Great You Away Get

The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds - the birds were chickens and the flowers dried sunflowers rattling against a wall.

Value Flowers Me Birds Unexpected

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