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Steven Wright Quotes

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

Steven Wright

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Door You Down Said Street Open

If it wasn't for guys like Gary Moore, I wouldn't exist. He not only proved that the blues could rock but it could draw a crowd as well. All of which made a huge impression on me.

Joe Bonamassa

Me Blues Rock Impression Crowd Well

As an actor, you are in a unique position because you're not only memorizing dialogue but really embodying it. You naturally feel the rhythm of good writing.

Jesse Eisenberg

Good Writing Feel You Unique Actor

I started playing when I was about 13, mainly because Dad had guitars lying around the house. My dad taught me my first three chords, and I taught myself from there.

Shura

Myself Me House Three Lying First

I didn't go to university. I didn't go to culinary school, barely made it through high school.

Tom Douglas

School High School Go Through High

Reading what a good shot is, based on time and score of the game, based on the shot clock, based on my position - there's a lot of things that go into it. It's a lot of things that you think about based on when to shoot it or when not to.

Russell Westbrook

Good Time Game Reading Think You

My mother's sister married a man from Barbados, and my cousins were raised in Barbados. So we traveled down there, they came up every summer for camp, and I started paying attention to their music. And that was the first place I ever remember hearing reggae and liking it.

Matisyahu

Mother Music Man Sister Remember

I like to go rock scrambling.

Moira Kelly

Go Rock Like

Boy, you gotta be real sick to get this much attention.

Michael Landon

Sick Attention You Boy Real Be Real

I really believe waiting tables, and service industry jobs in general, make you a better person.

Judy Greer

Service Waiting Better Person Believe

You have to see the human being in the enemy. If there is potential for change, there is still hope.

Deborah Ellis

Change Hope Potential You Enemy See

People tell you what you have to wear and do, and I've never been a fan of it.

Christina Grimmie

People You Never Tell Wear Been

Parental child abduction is child abuse.

Chris Smith

Child Abuse Child Abuse Parental