Steven Wright Quotes

I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.

Steven Wright

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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

Joe Rogan

GreatGenerationMindsTransferFan

I find myself a bit boring because I somehow always wanted to be MSF.

Joanne Liu

MyselfFindBoringAlwaysBecause

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend.

Jewel

ForgivenessNeedleKnowsHowMend

An acting assistant stage manager in a theater in Canterbury, a rep theater. A small wage but just enough to get by on, and I made props and I walked on, and I changed scenery, and I realized that I just loved it.

Jeremy Irons

SmallLovedSceneryEnoughActing

You're wrestling seven days a week for four months straight. It's a great way to learn.

Robert Maillet

GreatLearnWeekYouWayWrestling

My mom is my role model. Charlie and I have two great sets of parents, but our moms are often the ones that go with us to competitions. My mom was with me in Sochi. I am so lucky to be a part of the Thank You Mom program partnered with Puffs and P&G.

Meryl Davis

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My confidence came from the way I grew up, and I'm grateful for it.

Amanda Lindhout

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It's not who's the best - it's who can take the most pain.

Steve Prefontaine

BestPainTakeWhoMost

I love all of the Earth.

Robert Ballard

LoveEarthI Love

My perfect beach town isn't a fancy resort or glitzy planned community. It's a place with a hometown grocery that has decent meat, seafood, and a deli; a couple of ice cream shops; and a handful of good restaurants - where the island-wide dress code is 'no shoes, no shirt, no problem.'

Mary Kay Andrews

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Innovation is the whim of an elite before it becomes a need of the public.

Ludwig von Mises

InnovationNeedEliteBeforePublic

I think everyone's a geek in some way.

Dominic Monaghan

ThinkWayEveryoneGeekSome

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