Steven Wright Quotes

They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

Steven Wright

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I think that all men and women both, particularly women, hold back on parts of ourselves because they don't fit into the traditional workplace model.

Jennifer Palmieri

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What I wanted to make sure of is that I wasn't just tagged as a Viner.

Ruth B

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You can not be afraid when you get to this level to teach. I don't care what level you're at, if you don't teach, you're worthless.

Mike Butcher

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It turns out Cuba has this incredible healthcare system for a very poor country.

Michael Moore

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I'm the original take-orders girl.

Judy Garland

GirlOriginal

Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.

Jason Alexander

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I was making a lot of independent movies before the independent movement.

Jason Patric

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Radio has had my back since 'Missin' You Crazy,' which was a very traditional kind of song.

Jon Pardi

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I started writing and acting in these little plays and then I was discovered by Dustin Hoffman. He got me my first audition for a film he was in, called 'I Heart Huckabees.'

Jonah Hill

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I don't know why every actor doesn't do more plays.

Dennis Christopher

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Concealed-carry reciprocity, I believe, undermines American gun laws by forcing states to accept carry-permitting standards of every other state, including some states that have no standards at all.

Brad Schneider

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The pace is so fast in summer stock. In college shows, there is more time for rehearsals.

Annie Wersching

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