Spike Milligan Quotes

My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well.

Spike Milligan

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: irish
  • Birth: April 16, 1918 - February 27, 2002

Topics

FatherMotherHorseWarriorBand

Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.

Jimmy Swaggart

SocietyBelieveAcceptTheoryOnly

We all don't feel like a million bucks, even if you're an actor. You just don't; not all of us feel like movie stars.

Jimmi Simpson

StarsFeelYouActorUsMillion

I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently.

Joely Fisher

CollegeMeWeirdFinishAlumni

Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming slices onto a big flowered plate. 'Hey, that's the man's job,' she yelped, in between slurps of her Big Gulp. No one even paused to acknowledge the comment; everyone just laughed and laughed.

Jenna Wortham

JobManNeighborSheThanksgiving

I cannot, will never, understand these couples who hate each other, who conduct open warfare in front of their children - the kind of people who have to drop the kids off at the end of the driveway in case they lay eyes on one another. At the very least, civility must reign.

John Niven

ChildrenEyesHatePeopleEndKind

A people whose souls are so little tuned to joy.

John Wilkes

JoyPeopleLittleWhoseSoulsTuned

Nothing is absolute, with the debatable exceptions of this statement and death.

John Ralston Saul

DeathNothingStatementExceptions

People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records.

Trace Adkins

ExperiencePeopleSongYouCandy

Film is endlessly just beyond your reach. I think that's what I love so much about it.

Mike Mills

LoveThinkReachBeyondFilmJust

You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of it, then certain people are going to love it just because they need a laugh.

Jason Gann

LoveCreativePeopleLaughLongYou

I believe that collaboration is one of the most important things in any field.

Jonathan Anderson

CollaborationBelieveImportantMost

If it is warming, it's because it's happened before, cyclitic, it will happen again, regardless of what you and I do.

Don Young

YouWillHappenBecauseHappened

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