If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.
Stephan Pastis
Recitation: by Male by Female
When I meet a fan, I always try to learn something about that fan.
Joe Jonas
LearnMeetTryAlwaysSomethingFan
It's all about Jesus.
Joanna Krupa
JesusAbout
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor.
Simon Pegg
HumorThinkAmericanUnderstanding
There is a mysterious way in which orchestras keep a sense of their history and what they've done. I still listen to the L.A. Philharmonic and feel that Giulini was there.
Simon Rattle
HistoryFeelDoneWayMysterious
That's why actors are so great and why they earn so much money. They take away the anxious necessity to find the right words.
Luke Davies
GreatMoneyWordsFindWhyRight
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
Joseph Heller
PeaceEndEarthCivilizationKnow
In fact, since no one's been interested in my work, I took the responsibility recently to invest in my own work, so I'm producing a concert that was done at the Vision Festival in May.
Joseph Jarman
WorkVisionResponsibilityDoneOwn
We're so used to everything being properly manicured, like you can hear every footstep in a movie, you can hear every bit of dialogue, and everything is in its place.
Jon Brion
YouPlaceDialogueEverythingUsed
I'm not concerned about weapons of mass destruction.
Douglas Feith
DestructionWeaponsConcernedMass
Design is a constant challenge to balance comfort with luxe, the practical with the desirable.
Donna Karan
ChallengeBalanceDesignComfort
I exercise more for mental relaxation than anything else.
Claire Danes
ExerciseMoreAnythingRelaxation
If yelling and threatening, intimidating and chanting solved problems, Illinois wouldn't have any problems. We're good at that stuff.
Bruce Rauner
GoodProblemsYellingStuffIllinois
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