Stephen Colbert Quotes

My favorite off-camera memory of Jon Stewart is watching him jump from the second level of a tuna tower into the waters off Grand Cayman.

Stephen Colbert

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You have to stick to what you love and purse that at all costs. Don't choose money first; it won't make you happy.

Joel Edgerton

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I don't read anything anymore. I don't have the eyesight. I read my own copy, that's all. I think I've read everything that's worth reading.

John Gould

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People like to put you into a box. I'm afraid I don't sit in a box.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

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It's nice on the daytime format to focus on things that connect us.

Anderson Cooper

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The internet will catastrophically collapse in 1996.

Robert Metcalfe

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In using chance operations, the mind is enriched.

Merce Cunningham

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Every scientist dreams of doing something that can help the world.

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We shall not find life by refusing to let go of our precious, protected selves.

Rowan Williams

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To really be on stage and not know what you're going to say, and to be able to say something that makes people laugh, or do something that's sort of abstract or off the beaten path and have people connect to it by just putting your ideas together, that really makes me happy.

Mary Lynn Rajskub

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Things you don't expect come up, and you have to adapt. You can't let it throw you off. You have to cope. Those are all really valuable skills, in life and racing.

Mikaela Shiffrin

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I wasn't supposed to be walking with Mark Zuckerberg. I wasn't supposed to be interviewing Romney's sons. Why was I doing it? Because I wanted to survive. I wanted to live. I wanted to earn what it means to be an American.

Jose Antonio Vargas

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I first heard about 'genes' when I was six years old. At dinner one night, I heard my mom tell my sister, 'It's in your genes.'

Anne Wojcicki

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