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Stephen Colbert Quotes

All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about.

Stephen Colbert

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 13, 1964

Topics

Today Tomorrow Worry Doing Week

Mostly I want to talk positive; I wanna talk about a bunch of great kids that I coached and made me look good and the university that I've seen grow from a cow college, which it was, only 12,000 people, and when I came here, we weren't at Pennsylvania State University, we were at Penn State College.

Positive Good Great People College

I don't like to lay down on my food - it's not good for you. I like to take a walk, then meditate and read the Bible.

Good Food Walk Bible You Down

At the end, I have to take the court I get scheduled on.

Angelique Kerber

End Take Get Court

I once paddled a canoe the length of the Mississippi River all the way from Itasca to New Orleans.

River New Way New Orleans Canoe

I don't dictate, you don't dictate to Stevie Wonder, not successfully.

You Wonder Dictate Stevie Wonder

Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.

People Sorry Hurt You Play Say

L.A. - talk about a cruel city: Patients are forcibly removed from hospitals.

City Talk Cruel Hospitals About

I remember not having a hot water tank, so we had to use a kettle for hot showers. So, you know, we would put the kettle on and go have a shower, and then my mum would come bring three or four kettles in, just to heat them up. And it would take five, 10 minutes for every kettle to heat up.

Water Remember You Go Know Three

I look up to a lot of people, but outside of my parents, I've never really had a mentor.

Parents People Look Mentor Never Up

Democracy is something that you must learn each generation. It has to be taught.

Anthony Kennedy

Democracy Generation Learn You Must

People recognise me from all over the country, which we didn't expect.

People Me Country Over Expect Which

He has conferred on the practice of vacillation the aura of statesmanship.

Practice Aura He Statesmanship

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