Stephen Colbert Quotes

The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There's a lot of supposed tween comedy on TV that isn't particularly funny, but it's got a lot of laugh track. And I go, 'Please don't watch that. Please just watch something that's actually funny.'

Stephen Colbert

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It's a great compliment when the beautiful ones laugh.

Jennifer Coolidge

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Comedy's all math, figuring out the timing.

Jeffrey Wright

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Boxing is not that complicated. If two guys want to fight, it's not hard to make a fight. If the fight's not made, it's because one party doesn't want that fight, or maybe both parties don't want it.

Andre Ward

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I used to be really shy, and I think something happened in my brain where I was like, 'All right, I don't care anymore. I'm just going to be myself.' So I went to school wearing eyeliner and eye shadow, and they called my mom, telling her it was a distraction. My mom fought the school, and I got to wear makeup every day.

Jeffree Star

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I am not anti-English, and I never was.

Andy Murray

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I used to think information was destroyed in black hole. This was my biggest blunder, or at least my biggest blunder in science.

Stephen Hawking

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I don't think people realize how many scripts you write that go nowhere.

Robert Ben Garant

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What I always do in times of trouble or stress is to try and do something I don't know how to do.

Ruth Reichl

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Indeed, the Lord has not forgotten! He has blessed us and others throughout the world with the Book of Mormon.

Russell M. Nelson

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The best education I have ever received was through travel.

Lisa Ling

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'Twenty One Pilots' is a play by Arthur Miller, who also wrote 'All My Sons.' It's about a guy who's creating and developing parts for airplanes in war time, when it comes to his attention that some of these parts were faulty.

Josh Dun

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Finally, there's a sense in which I look at this Westminster village and London intelligentsia as an outsider.

Diane Abbott

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